The “Pacman” Pacquiao maybe Villar’s prized supporter but it seems that Manny (the presidential aspirant) is getting pointers from the “almost-opponent” of Manny (the world boxing champion), Floyd “Pretty Boy” Mayweather Jr., rather than from the champion himself.
After the bombshell of a leaked fake psychiatric exam exploded on his “botox-leaking” face, Villar now challenges Noynoy to subject himself to a psychiatric test to prove to the electorate his “fitness to serve as president.”
Like Mayweather (the Pretty Boy), Villar (the Pogi Boy) – who doesn’t seem to know that election rules exist and he cannot change them to salvage his sagging numbers (I don’t know if botox also works here) – is demanding for the equivalent of a Pacman blood test, a psychiatric test to be done on Noynoy. The Pacman should advise Manny (the Pogi Boy) that he should not demand for the tests if there are existing rules covering the election – like his dreamed about bout with Mayweather.
Although Villar is not as glib as Pretty Boy, he is actually exhibiting the same fear of losing that Floyd Jr. has from a fight with Pacquaio. Like Mayweather, Villar will lose face (albeit botox filled) if he gives even a hint that he no longer wants to face Aquino in the elections as he will get a beating.
Villar should heed the advice of his spokesman Adel Tamano for all “NP candidates and supporters to stop the dirty tricks and campaign based on platform, background and track record.” If Villar doesn’t follow his advice, we ask Tamano to tell Villar on Vicky Bello and for the “doktora” to revoke the volume discounts of Manny Villar for the facial treatment he booked in advance, just like that of his TV ad placements.
Oh, by the way! Gilbert Remulla should not worry that ABS-CBN might divulge that he’s the culprit in the leaking out of the fake psychiatric test results. People who are still with the network are too professional to do that to him. Remulla should worry about people in the NP slate who say “ouch” at the mention of words that start with the letters “p,s and y”. “Indi bala, Senadora?” (N.B. For Loren of Antique, this means “Hindi ba, Senadora?”.)
